Who Has Stolen the Sofa?

PAD

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Come on... Someone has taken it from the smilies... Where is it?:nono:
 

PAD

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I dunno. :nusenuse:

Whaddyamean, ‘where did you last have it?’ I didn’t. It was where it should be and now it’s gone...
 

Stiletto

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Smilies and emoticons are regulated under EU law so you will be losing them. One at a time, bit by bit....
I'll get my coat. ;)
 
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Pete/48

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I'll bet money on Oldrat having it, he's got everything else in those panniers of his, so why not a sofa :eusa_whistle:,
 

PAD

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And we know how mean he can be... Look what he did with the chips!
 

PAD

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Don’t be daft! If I’d found it down the back of the sofa, I’d know where the bloody sofa is! It was on the end of the see-saw.
 

Pete/48

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Being a blue sofa it probably got left behind,------ now if it had been a red one ------------ :eusa_whistle:
 

PAD

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Never mind all that old tosh! You’re just trying to provoke me into posting something that requires the sofa when someone’s half inched it. Basta... No. No... Calm, calm... And breathe...
 
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